JUMPING A FENCEFENCE, Submitted by Chidino Ndou
There was a manager of a certain company based in Pretoria. One day they had to attend a work related conference in Durban but were late to make accommodation bookings.

Only one singled bed room was left and the woman told her manager not to stress as she would devise a very quick plan. That was to divide the bed with a pillow. When it was time to sleep the PA slept this side while the manager occupied the other side.

After a very peaceful sleep the manager started bragging about what he could do since there was nothing to talk about. He started saying that when they were on their way back to Pretoria and were just driving along a very high fence.

Piet
Joyce!

Joyce
(Showing disappointment)
Yes my boss!

Piet
(pointing at the high fence)
You know I can jump this fence.

Joyce
You mean this one?

Piet
Of course.

Joyce
Are you sure?

Piet
Serious!

Joyce
You are my boss but this time I beg differ with you. I mean it is hard to believe you can jump this high fence while you failed to jump a very small pillow lastnight.

The manager became so ashamed and wished they could go back to the room and jump that small pillow. You see, sometimes life is like that. People would expect you to do something but when you do they say they did not like it. What would you do in that tricky situation?

URINATE AGAINAGAIN, Submitted by Muelelwa Mathagu from HaDumasi
A POLICEMAN CAUGHT CHIDINO URINATING IN PUBLIC REDHANDED. THE POLICEMAN THREATEDNED TO ARREST CHIDINO. HE THEN ORDERED CHIDINO TO PAY R50 SO THAT HE WOULD BE SET FREE.CHIDINO DREW R100 NOTE.THE POLICEMAN WANTED THE WHOLE R100 AND SAID TO CHIDINO "PLEASE URINATE AGAIN AND LET ME KEEP THE WHOLE R100"


NDI ONE MAFHUNGO A CHIDINO NA PHOLISA ENEO...

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SLEEP WITH HER AGAIN...
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
BMW330CI CONVERTABLE(SLAHLA MATENTE)
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive nike shirt and leather converse takkies steps out of the 330CI CONVERETABLE and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach front villa and a R1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
R2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and R2,000,000 each and a 330CI CONVERTABLE each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her
again!"


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